12 Nov 2006 01:47 am

SAD FACE :(

My scanner is broked :'( to be more accurate, my computer is broked in such a way that it is ignoring the existence of my scanner, ipod, keydrive and other usb devices. I will have to take it in to the nerds to have them fix it.



In other news: Do boys really wave their wangs around at drunken beach parties like on the guys gone wild commercial? This requires further research.

posted by September @ 12 Nov 2006 01:47 am   2 comments

Comments:

Lichloved,

Science! The probability of boys waving their wangs about at a party can be predicted using a complex algorithim:

w = [b-(d+g)](c^b*g)

where

w = probability of wang exposure
b = quantity of booze (there is an equation for this also, which does factor in what proof alcohol one is talking about and precisely who is paying for it)
d = dudes
c = chicks
and
g = giggling

As you can see from the algorithm, the quantity of dudes present is a limiting factor, but does not carry as much weight as the presence of chicks. "Booze" is a critical factor, diminished slightly by the presence of "dudes" and "giggling", however when the "booze" and "giggling" variables are applied to the quantity of "chicks" present, the probability of wang exposure skyrockets.

I'd offer photographic evidence, but "Exhibit A" barfed all over my digital camera.

hpkomic (Guest),

lol Love the id plate. :D

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